Today's quotes [8.21.08]
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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the
Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
-- Quentin Crisp
Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two
nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary
rights of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and
tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this
country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and
tired of being told that I am!
-- Monty Python
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
-- George Carlin
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
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