Today's quotes [8.20.08]
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that
is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a
hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and
that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
-- Mark Twain
I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
-- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
-- F. P.Jones
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