Today's quotes [8.2.08]

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"Spell 'Paranoia'"
"I can't! I'm diabetic! It means I can't spell!"
                        -- me, a very drunk guy at a party

"Cognitive Dissonance Is Your Friend."
                        -- J. Michael Straczynski

"Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before."

-- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne
Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998

"... Antichrist Superstar is an unexpectedly cohesive album from a silly
 shock-metal band and will stand as Marilyn Manson's definitive statement."
                        -- Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All-Music Guide

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
 another country."
                        -- Elayne Boosler

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