Today's quotes [8.19.08]

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
   marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts
   when they try to decide which one.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
   word you say, talk in your sleep.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
   give the wrong answers.
   -- A Bit of Fry and Laurie

With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
   miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and
   still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
   such thing as progress.
   -- Ransom K. Ferm

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