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"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. " 
    - e e cummings (1894-1962) 


I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho


A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this
       to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. --


Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.


The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
       appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones


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