Today's quotes [8.16.08]
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"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
And we set out to make our next road kill.
The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
-- J. Stott and others
"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"
"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
my typing is whit
-- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
"I say Carmina and you say Burana,
I say Catulli and you say Carmina,
Let's call the whole thing Orff..."
-- Unknown, via Adrian Corston
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