Today's quotes [8.13.08]

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"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
                        -- Ruth Hopping

"In any business, the customer is always right, except when he calls
 technical support."
                        -- rone@netcom.com, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"That's the only standard thing about the standards; that it's standard
 for one standard not to work with any other standard, although one
 standard on a second machine even though they may be similar, they are
 not the same, however different standards on other machines although
 different may comply to the same standard. Although the confusion is
 fairly standard. (Just recompile your mind with -traditional, and
 -Dstandard :))"
                        -- jteclaw@clark.net

"In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."
                        -- The shortened Big Bang theory

"I was really worried, I've never seen you come so quickly..."
                        -- Angela Randall

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