Today's quotes [8.12.08]

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"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
                        -- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got

"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm
 always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab."
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0

"You can't see my face... it's buried in that girl's face..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien

"Historical Landmark #9678023
 Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
 millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
 programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
 name for the Apple Menu."
                        -- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc

"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
                        -- Karen Peisley

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