Today's quotes [8.10.08]
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"Alas poor Yorric, I smurfed him Horatio..."
-- Heath Copeland (there's a _lot_ more where that
"You stop that. You scare my chickens."
-- Wing Commander IV, when you quit
"Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
-- Angela (again)
"My dad was always really protective of his tools...well, not THAT tool...
O.K., so he was pretty protective of that one too, but I'm talking about
the tools that you make stuff with...well, sure, I suppose he DID make
_me_ with that particular one, but...OH NEVERMIND. My dad always told me
that if some alien came around trying to borrow my phillips screwdriver
that I should just stab him/her/it/them with it."
-- Lt. Wilkes, my role model
"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there."
-- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in
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