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Part 6 of 12
                    Spurred on by a very high wager
                    With an envious German named Bager,
                            He'd proceeded to fart
                            The complete oboe part
                    Of a Hayden Octet in B-Major.


               A Chinese chef named Chang 
               Made dishes of unusual tang. 
                    He stirred his wok 
                    With the head of his cock 
               'Til oyster sauce poured from his wang. 


                    There was a young girl named Maxine
                    Whose vagina was wondrously clean:
                            With her uterus packed
                            She kept safe from attack
                    With a dill pickle, papulous, green.


               A fellow who lives in St. Paul 
               Has one hexadronical ball. 
                    The cube of its weight, 
                    Plus his penis, times eight 
               Is his phone number; give him a call. 


There was a young fellow of Mayence,
Who fucked his own ass - in defiance
Not only of custom
And morals, dad bust him,
But most of the known laws of science.


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