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There was a young fellow named Paul
                    Who confessed, "I have only one ball.
                            But the size of my prick
                            Is God's dirtiest trick,
                    For my girls always ask, 'Is that all?'"


There was a young girl of Machias
Whose bloomers were cut on the bias,
With an opening behind
To let out the wind,
And to let the boys in once or twias.


Comming home at a quarter of three
I caught my wife cheating on me
I raged, "Who's this fink?"
She cried with a wink
"I don't know, It's a new one on me."


Part 11 of 12
                    The selection was tough, I admit,
                    But it did not dismay him one bit,
                            Then, with ass thrown aloft
                            He suddenly coughed...
                    And collapsed in a shower of shit.


There was a young man from south Boston
Who's car was a small compact Austin.
There was just room inside
For his hair and his hide,
But his balls still hung out, so he lost 'em. 


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