Today's jokes [8.5.08]

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A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to
do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" 

"I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies.
"Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass." 

"But you don't understand," the woman insists. "He sleeps
with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake."

And more on blondes...

Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? 
A: Wishful Thinking. 

Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after 
reading her name tag?
   A: What did you name the other one!! 

A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a
judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He
asked if they had a license and, when they didn't, sent them off to get
one.
 
They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up, and got the
license from him. When they got back to the judge, he pointed out they
had filled the names in backwards -- his where hers belonged and vice
versa. They rushed back to the clerk's office, caught him again, and got
another license.
 
This time, the judge noticed that the clerk had filled in the date in
the wrong format. Again they catch the clerk... After five reissued
licenses, the judge is finally satisfied.
 
Judge: "I hope you appreciate why I made you keep going back. If there
are irregularities in the license, your marriage would not be legal, and
any children you might have would be technical bastards."
 
Groom: "That's funny - that's just what the clerk called you."

Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
A: It's harder to pick up.

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