Today's jokes [8.22.08]

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Did you hear about the welfare doll?

You wind it up and it doesn't work.

What the difference between true love and herpes? 

    - Herpes lasts forever 

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What game do four elephants in a mini play?
Squash

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.  Next morning the ant
wakes up and the elephant is dead.  "Damn", says the ant, "one night
of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

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