Today's jokes [8.14.08]

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A manager of a restaurant had called its owner to ask
about whether or not she should hire a new waitress.
"She can speak twelve different languages, which will
be good for foreign visitors," said the manager.
"All right, so hire her," the owner replied."But, sir..."
"I knew there would be a but. What's wrong with her?"
"Sir, English isn't one of the twelve languages."

Sent by Christina

A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family 
doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant."

"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and 
in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."

"Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is 
cockeyed."

"Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, 
and I missed on the very first word." 

"That's too bad Son." consoled the Father, 
"What was the word ?" 

"Posse." 

Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
 
  Good: 
        You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
   Bad: 
        She keeps interrupting
 Worse: 
        With corrections

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a 
picture of a missing fat kid on a carton of skim milk.

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