Today's jokes [8.1.08]
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Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Because it does not need to be cleaned!
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly
drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was
followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then
about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Dave went up to the man
following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. "My
wife," the man replied. "I'm sorry," said Dave. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died." Dave then asked who was in the second
hearse. The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as
well." "Can I borrow your dog?" "Get in line." replied the man.
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?
Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone.
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
The blonde - she is eighteen.
A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He
inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to
go to 225 West 42nd St.
By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist. Being
met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised but intrigued him.
She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone
would be with him soon.
He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really
getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house
Finally the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead entered and
found him sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.
"My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot."
"Well," he said, "if you're going to complain about an inch then I'll take
my business elsewhere."
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