Today's stories [7.27.08]

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Homossassa, FL.
A man went into a hardware store to apply for a job. After completing his 
application he then went to the section of the store that sold guns. He 
asked to see a couple guns. The attendent left for a moment and the guy 
stole the guns. Not only was he video-taped, the police used the address 
on his application to go to his house and arrest him.

She got so technophobic that [when] I gave her a digital
alarm clock for Christmas, she gave it back to me. 
          -- President Clinton, from his speech on Y2K in 
December 1998 in which he describes Hillary's request for a
wind-up clock that won't fail on Jan. 1, 2000.

Sign in a Belgrade hotel elevator: 

    To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin
    should enter more persons, each one should press a number of
    wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. 

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