Today's stories [7.21.08]
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After my recent breakup and the hell I went through,
I quickly dropped a few pounds. Not quite Ally-McBeal-
thin but close. I ran into a friend of mine who was surprised at
the quick change and commented, "Damn, you've lost a lot of
weight". My response to him, "Yep, lost 220 pounds of fat
An American tourist in South America had the misfortune to be attacked
by killer bees as he stood on the bank of the Amazon. Seeking refuge,
he leapt into the river - and was devoured by piranha fish.
A 50 year old woman was brought into a New York emergency room
complaining of abdominal pains.
During an examination, doctors found that the woman's labia were
pinned together with old safety pins. Further inside, they found
the dismembered body of a chicken. The woman explained that she
inserted the chicken pieces, convinced that they would grow into a baby.
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