Today's stories [7.14.08]

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At a book fair which I attended last week, I noticed that there were
many of my favorite books missing. I went up to the lady selling
classics and said, "What have you done with the medieval novels? Where's
Ivanhoe?"

Without missing a beat, she answered, "It's been banned from the fair!
There's too much Saxon violence!"

Microsoft Corp. dismissed an anti-virus company's claim that
versions of Internet Explorer 3.0 and above possess another
hole in security by calling the feature in question a "design
thing, not a bug." 

[UPI, Spain] A poacher Marino Malerba, shot a
   stag standing above him on an overhanging rock-and
   was killed instantly when it fell on him.

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