Today's quotes [7.9.08]
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"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
-- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"Still not getting any."
-- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled
"July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton
What's another word for Thesaurus?
- Steve Wright
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how
to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning.
- Adlai Stevenson
It is well to remember that the entire universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
- John Andrew Holmes
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