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"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
 their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
                        -- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"Still not getting any."
                        -- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled
                           "July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton


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What's another word for Thesaurus? 

     - Steve Wright 

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The hardest thing about any political campaign is how
to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. 

     - Adlai Stevenson 

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It is well to remember that the entire universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.

     - John Andrew Holmes 

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