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Dale Carnegie: 
     "If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of
lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the
loss of sleep."


     "Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime
and too sleepy to worry at night."


"Upon the upland road
 Ride easy, stranger:
 Surrender to the sky
 Your heart of anger."
  - James K. Baxter
    "High Country Weather"


G. C. Lichtenberg: 
     "The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking
about what you could have done."


Never consult a woman about her rival, a coward about a war,
or a merchant about a bargain.
        --Manny Schlott


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