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The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

     - The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

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Last words of
Aretino, Pietro (1492-1556)
          "Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats."

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Main cause of death for hummingbirds:  Crashing ass-first into trees.

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               No labour bestowed upon a worthless thing can be productive
               of fruit; even by a hundred efforts a crane cannot be made  
               to talk like a parrot.                                      

                                             The Hitopadesa (600?-1100? A.D.)



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If you love something, set it free. If it returns to you, it's yours
forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.



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