Today's quotes [7.5.08]

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
       the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the
       bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I
       should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner

Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know. 

     - Morticia, The Addams Family 

"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time." 

     - Edward P. Tryon 

"The crux... is that the vast majority of the
mass of the universe seems to be missing." 

     - William J. Broad 

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