Today's quotes [7.4.08]
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"Oh yes, for dinner we had an amazing meal which consisted of coagulated
cholesterol cooked in a mixture of cholesterol and cholesterol, covered in
ground cholesterol and cooked, then served with a cholesterol sauce and a
sprinkler of cholesterol in the middle of the table in case it's not heavy
enough. You could feel your arteries closing up just looking at it."
-- Peter Gutmann, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
- Kelvin Throop
"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
-- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"
"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
failed to initialize because of the following error:
The operation completed successfully."
-- Windows NT Server v3.51
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French,
the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the
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