Today's quotes [7.31.08]
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"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and
tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."
-- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.
"Yow! Am I having fun yet?!"
-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
"NOTE TO SELF: When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
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