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"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
 and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
 problems."

-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and
 tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."

-- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.


2. 




"Yow!  Am I having fun yet?!"

-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead


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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
 accepting it."

-- Aristotle


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"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo


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