Today's quotes [7.31.08]

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"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
 and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
 problems."

-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and
 tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."

-- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.

"Yow!  Am I having fun yet?!"

-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
 accepting it."

-- Aristotle

"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo

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