Today's quotes [7.3.08]

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"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
       wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C.
       Fields (1880-1946)

"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne

"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in
       it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant

"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives." 

    - Albert Einstein 

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