Today's quotes [7.29.08]

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As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important
   that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much
   money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
   -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
   revolution inevitable.
   -- John F. Kennedy

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
   -- Plutarch

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
   world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
   but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
   -- Mariah Carey

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