Today's quotes [7.28.08]

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A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. 

     - Hugh Downs 

Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.

                                       - - - Jackie Mason

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an
                                     Englishman in the dark.

                                       - - - Duncan Spaeth

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
   the 'Y' becomes silent.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
   streets?
   -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate

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