Today's quotes [7.25.08]

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Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say
enough on that subject.

                                                      --Tallyrand

He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave. 

                                                        --Bishop Berkeley

"I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do
believe in spooks" 
             
                                                         -- the Cowardly Lion

If I had done what President Clinton did 
My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have 
said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. 

    - Geraldo Rivera

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