Today's quotes [7.22.08]
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Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed.
-- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic''
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction."
-- Blaise Pascal
Seen on a bumper sticker...
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
It works better if you plug it in.
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