Today's quotes [7.21.08]
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That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things.
- Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture
Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.
"How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
- Jim Harrison
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
- Lazarus Long
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