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That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things.

    - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture 

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Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.

-Sam Levenson 

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"How tall are you?" 
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." 

    - Mae West 

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"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
everything." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

     - Lazarus Long 

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