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Today's quotes [7.20.08]

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"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989 

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"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, November 30, 1988 

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If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon. 

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her. 

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