Today's quotes [7.2.08]
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Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big
crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and
flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with
urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!
Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely
inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of
"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however,
makes a life." -- Arthur Ashe
A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.
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