Today's quotes [7.19.08]
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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
"Always behave like a duck; keep calm and unruffled on the surface But
paddle like the devil underneath."
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With
Pail... Kitten On Fire.
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