Today's quotes [7.15.08]
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Jesus is coming. Look busy!
"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan"
- W. Zevon
I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was.
"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
then the nine got hungry and then there were four..."
-- Gerard Phillips
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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