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If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
                                            --Tom Wolfe


I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.  I called someone.  They
went "Aaaaahhhh..."


Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
                                        --George Will


All I got for Christmas was a sweater...
I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner. 


They'll piss on your foot and tell you its raining! 


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