Today's quotes [7.14.08]
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If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They
Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
All I got for Christmas was a sweater...
I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner.
They'll piss on your foot and tell you its raining!
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