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"Kent put his name on his license plate."
"My mother does the same thing with my underware."
"Your mother puts license plates in your underware?"

                                    --Chris to Mitch in 'Real Genuis'


Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation
for veracity.
                      --Robert Ingersoll


        You want to hear God laugh?  Tell him your plans.
                                                   --Yiddish proverb


And so we plough along, the fly said to the ox.


Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press?  I don't get it...


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