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"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And
then there is California."

                                   --Edward Abbey


"I hate intellectual discussion. When I hear the words `phenomenology' or
`structuralism', I reach for my buck knife."

                                                 --Edward Abbey


"How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill
your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you
bloody well feel like it."

                                      --Edward Abbey


"Abstention is a vote in favour of the oppressor."


"He's so unhip that
 When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
 Whoever he was.
 The man ain't got no culture,"

        Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic


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