Today's quotes [7.10.08]

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If you think the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach, you're aiming too high. 

The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him. 

Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too. 

The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school
and leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors
of a sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of
stifling strife..." 

     - Patrick F. McManus 

"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch." 

     - Dave James 

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