Today's quotes [7.1.08]
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- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
- Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time
I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an
old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned
down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was
a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real
Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
-- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
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