Today's jokes [7.9.08]
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Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this
is 12 inches.
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to
purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a
television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I
figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his
neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?"
"Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup."
"What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.
"Well," confessed Ray, "I admit its a lousy excuse. But, if I
don't want to loan you my axe, one excuse is as good as
What's the difference between mono and herpes?
You get mono from from snatching a kiss....
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