Today's jokes [7.5.08]
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Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters
will improve your sex life?
A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe
the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
What kind of Bees make honey?
What kind of Bees make Milk?
One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a second hearse which
was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and
then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and
asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," said Bill. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I
borrow your dog?"
To which the man replied, "Get in line."
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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