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What is the difference between boogers and spinach?

                    You can't get your kids to eat spinach.


Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit
in a boat and drink beer all day. 


This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep.....

"Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them".
The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"


Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone
   who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two
   weeks leave in which to get married.
   "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get
   married then ?"
   "What and ruin my vacation ?" she whined.


The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day 
someone asked him how things had gone. "She uses too many four-letter 
words for me," was the reply. "Really?" "Yes," answered the playboy. "All
evening long she was saying "don't" and "stop" and "quit that." 


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