Today's stories [6.20.08]

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PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA

can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter
only once) into:

    TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS


The only two presidents to have the letters from the word "criminal" in
their full names are, not surprisingly, Richard Milhous Nixon and William
Jefferson Clinton.

IDIOTS WITH COMPUTERS

I worked with an individual who plugged her power strip back
into itself and for the life of her, could not understand why
her system would not turn on.

Lady Golfer

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was 
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several 
minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works 
at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at 
him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

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