Today's stories [6.19.08]
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In Kentucky, a woman complained of a purple discharge from her
vagina. She thought it might have something to do with the diaphragm
that her doctor had recently given her.
"I followed all the instructions to the letter," she told her doctor,
"and used it with the jelly."
When asked which kind of jelly she had used, she replied "Grape."
Spence was discussing the latest design changes on this
one car at the car show. Someone noted the windshield
wipers now didn't show from the front of the car. I opened my
mouth and seriously suggested, "maybe the windshield wipers
are on the *inside* of the windshield now . . . "
As a Viet Nam Vet I was telling the students about an
especially emotional visit to the Viet Nam Memorial in
DC. A girl raised her hand and asked me if I was able
to find my name on the wall.
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