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The classically minded among us may have noted a new TV ad for
Microsoft's Internet Explorer e-mail program which uses the
musical theme of the "Confutatis Maledictis" from Mozart's Requiem.
"Where do you want to go today?" is the cheery line on the screen, while
the chorus sings "Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis." For
those of you who have not studied Latin, this translates to "The damned
and accursed are consigned to the flames of hell."
Good to know that Microsoft has done its research!
Before we were married Wife used to always say, "You're only
interested in one thing." Trouble is now though, after 36 years,
I've forgotten what the hell it was.
According to a study conducted by Kaiser Permanente,
prostitutes can suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder on a
par with veterans of the Vietnam war. I think I speak for a lot of
men when I say, "are there still volunteer spots available in this
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