Today's quotes [6.9.08]

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Never say "Oops" in the operating room. 

    - Dr. Leo Troy

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great. " 
    - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat 

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, 
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. " 
    - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963) 

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " 
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) 

"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. " 
    - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) 

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