Today's quotes [6.8.08]
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In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It
only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip.
There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by
the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"
- Rita Rudner
Here's one seen above a urinal:
[even higher on the wall]
keep looking up
[on the ceiling]
Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
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