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   Sign posted in a bathroom:
   We aim to please!
   You aim too! Please!



"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet." 

     - Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin 


   Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
   "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."



"Development is the realization of human potential." 

     - Ghandi 


   My mother made me a whore.
   (to which someone else added)
   If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?



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