Today's quotes [6.6.08]
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* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
sleep and found himself divorced.
'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'
'The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him'
Last words from a general in the
American Civil War: "Nonsense! They couldn't hit an elephant at this
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