Today's quotes [6.6.08]

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* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
       eye-opener.

* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
       found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
       sleep and found himself divorced.

'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'

'The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him' 

Robert Benchley

Last words from a general in the
American Civil War:  "Nonsense!  They couldn't hit an elephant at this
dist--"

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