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Today's quotes [6.30.08]

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The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.


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If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go
    wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will
    promptly develop.


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When there's a will, I want to be in it! 

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Mother Nature is a bitch.


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